(Funny Wizard Poem for Children 🧙 — A Magical and Silly Rhyming Story)
Step into Wobblewood and meet the funniest wizard ever: a bumbling old mage whose spells always go hilariously wrong. Perfect for children who love magic, giggles, and a sprinkle of silliness at storytime!
🌟 Funny Wizard Poem for Children: A Hilarious Tale of Spells Gone Wrong and Magical Mischief — a bedtime wizard poem.
The Bumbling Wizard of Wobblewood 🎩✨
In Wobblewood there lived a mage,
Quite ancient, yet still all the rage.
His beard was long, his hat askew,
His socks were pink. His spells? Askew too.
He mumbled spells with half a cough,
And set three pigeons’ tails right off.
His cat, once sleek and small and spry,
Now nibbled leaves and stood ten high.
His wand would wobble, hiss, then squeak,
And turn his teacup into… Greek.
The tea would hum a cheery song,
And jig about the whole day long.
He tried to charm a toad one night —
It burst in flames, then begged for light.
He tried to fix the moon’s bright glow,
But gave it stripes. (It loved them though.)
Yet all the town adored his ways,
His wibbly, wobbly, wondrous days.
For though he botched each spell he knew,
He made the world more bright, more true.
So here’s to wizards, old and daft,
Who turn your cat into a giraffe.
Who muddle magic, charm, and tea.
And make it all more lovely. See?
Robin Kool

🧙 Why Kids Love Funny Wizard Poems
A funny wizard poem for children is already magical — but add singing tea, giraffe-cats, and a bumbling old wizard, and you’ve got a whimsical children’s wizard poem that will have them giggling again and again.
The Bumbling Wizard of Wobblewood is a hilarious funny wizard poem for children about magical mistakes, enchanted silliness, and the upside-down charm of Wobblewood.
🌟 This funny bedtime wizard poem includes:
Perfect for a bedtime wizard poem, classroom giggles, silly magical poem for children or anytime your little one wants a trip to a spellbound, topsy-turvy world.
🌟 Benefits of Whimsical Children’s Wizard Poems

🧙 Who Is the Bumbling Wizard of Wobblewood?
In this funny wizard poem you’ll meet:
These characters remind us all that magical blunders can still brighten the world.
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✍️ Submit Your Own Funny Wizard Poem
Do you have your own funny wizard poem for kids or a whimsical children’s wizard poem? Or maybe a quirky rhyme about a giraffe-cat? Send it in — maybe your scribble will wobble into the next Funny Scribbles post! ✨

🧠 Wisdom Quote
“Magic is just another word for joyful mistakes”
Sir Stephan Fry
🤔 Frequently Asked Questions
🧙 Is this really a funny wizard poem for children?
Yes! This funny wizard poem is written to delight children with magical mishaps and silly charm.
🏰 Can this funny wizard poem be used in my classroom?
Absolutely — it’s perfect for reading aloud and sparking giggles.
🎭 Could this poem work as a skit or play?
Of course — kids love acting out the wizard’s bumbling magic.
📝 Is this poem good as a bedtime story?
Yes — a whimsical children’s wizard poem is perfect for a light, funny bedtime.
💖 Does this poem teach kids about resilience?
Yes — it gently shows that even mistakes can make the world magical.
🎩 Why is the wizard so lovable?
Because his heart is big, even if his spells are all wrong.
🎨 Can kids illustrate their own version of this poem?
Definitely — draw singing tea, striped moons, and giraffe-cats!
🤣 Why is humor important in kids’ poems?
Humor helps children see joy in imperfection and builds a love of language.


