Funny poems for kids – your home for silly rhyming stories

Your home of funny poems and silly stories for kids of all ages.

My name is Robin Kool

Accidental Word Artist

funny poems for kids

Years of Accidental Expertise

22+

Escapades With Minimal Fire

13+-

Minor Setbacks

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Funny poems for kids – your home for silly rhyming stories✨

Welcome to my corner of the web where funny poems for kids come to life. This site celebrates humorous poems for children and whimsical tales that make both youngsters and adults laugh. I’m Robin Kool, your self‑proclaimed accidental word artist, and I’ve spent over 22 years crafting short funny poems for kids to read and stories that sparkle with imagination

Expect quirky characters like Wally the Friendly Whale riding waves of laughter, An Elf Named Pip eating eggs underground, a singing cactus named Spike strumming his spines in the desert, and Tiny Timmy with a small shell and a big heart. All of them are served up in laugh‑out‑loud poems for kids that are as unexpected as they are fun.

some of my funny Scribbles

Warning: The following Funny Scribbles may contain traces of logic, nonsense, and at least one invisible wombat. Reader discretion is advised.

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Creative short poems online

wally the friendly whale

An Adventure of Waves, Whales, and Giggles 🐋🌊

Magical funny stories

An Elf Named Pip in the dark

Not all heroes wear boots — some eat eggs underground 🧝‍♂️🥚

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The singing and swinging cactus named spike

The Cactus Who Strummed His Spines and Danced Through the Desert 🌵🎶

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Tiny Timmy

Tiny shell. Big heart. Quiet steps and giant thoughts 🐢💭

About this collection of playful children’s poems and stories 💬

This quirky poetry blog is where rhymes misbehave and metaphors wear moustaches. If you’re searching for whimsical poems for young children, you’re in the right place. Every piece is a mini‑adventure — sometimes poetic, sometimes strange, but always delightfully unexpected. Our goal is to fill your day with funny bedtime stories for children, witty verses and a dash of nonsense.

Scribble Stats 📊

  • ✍️ 99+ funny Scribbles (and counting)
  • 🧠 12 dreams accidentally turned into poems
  • ☕ 148 cups of coffee, 3 dropped biscuits, 1 existential crisis
  • 🐸 0 frogs featured, but many deeply respected
  • 📚 One ever-growing pile of creative short poems online

Whether you chuckle, cringe or scratch your head, I consider it a win.

Scribbles of the month

Discover my latest playful children’s poems and stories:

Love at Great Heights (and Tiny Depths) 💘

a tale showing that love ignores size🐘💞🐜

“When a giant falls for a dwarf, the world tilts just right.” 🧝‍♀️💞🦣
Scribble deeper 💘 👉

Lee the Bee 🐝🍓🌼

He sneezed at honey and started a fruit revolution 🐝🤧🍍🎊

“He couldn’t take the honey, so he sweetened the story.” 🍯🚫🍍🐝

Pull the poetic thread 🧵 👉

The Boar and His Flute 🐗🎵🍄✨

proof that even a wild boar can join a woodwind section 🎶🦉🌌

“Turns out, wild boars make excellent woodwind sections.” 🐗🎷🍃

Tap your hoof and hear the rest 🐾🎼 👉

The Toothless Shark Named Clark 🦈😁🧐

without teeth but full of charm, kelp and groove 😎🌿🎩

“He couldn’t bite, but he could boogie.” 💃🦈🎉

Swim along and hum with the legend of Clark 🎶🐬🌊👉

🗂️ Funny Scribbles Categories

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Scribble Buffet 🍽️

Can’t decide? Sample the whole feast of poetic oddities, from crunchy to sweet

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Enchanted Giggles 🧚‍♀️

Magical poems where fairies misbehave, dragons blush and rhymes shimmer

03.

Mildly Confused 🤔

Not quite magical, not entirely logical; poems about sandwiches, socks and awkward silences

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Guest scribbles 💞

Guest writers add new laughs, odd metaphors and surprising creatures

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